I’m back, bitch

I have changed jobs and moved in the past month. But now that I am settled in, I can get back to the BZ. I had abandoned it a bit to tend to my photo blog, which has since fallen by the wayside as well. See it here. But now, I am paying for a solid internet connection, something I haven’t done in roughly 4 years. That means that I have NO excuse but to keep up with mah Blahgs.

I am now working for a newspaper, doing many different things. But, most of all, I take cell phone pics of funny things I see in the paper. Like this picture of a funny cartoon of a cat with a tail hole in his pants.

And this one of some people I went to high school with who are now in a weird local band.

Continue to see updates on the animals

Dunkin’ Donuts doesn’t believe in lactose intolerance

The above statement must be true, because most normal people cannot handle this much dairy in a medium iced coffee. Honestly, if this is an iced coffee with cream, wtf does a LATTE look like? Is there any coffee in it at all?? The following photos are 2 different iced coffees, on 2 different dates, from 2 different DD stores in the same city. I guess the standard color for my bev of choice is “pasty caucasian flesh” …. I don’t want to have to ask for “half the cream you dumb ho’s usually put in”, every single time I drive thru, all the while fearing that I could end up with not ENOUGH lightness to my coffee.

All I am asking is, who the fuck, other than a 12 year old girl, would ask for a coffee with this much GD cream in it? There has to be a whole gaggle of elderly people who are really pissed about this too.

*Color of coffee may look more saturated than it really was, but I assure you, it was FAR too light.

Leave it to Rachel Ray

… to make even a pit bull look like a douchebag. 

I won’t even mention that she named the poor dog “Isaboo”. That isn’t a name, it’s garbled babytalk. I’m sorry, Isaboo, about your name, and that you have to eat Nutrish for the rest of your life.

Noms

My apologies for not updating in a while ….. your reward? NOMS!!!

Who wants to marry a wolfman?

Apparently this guy, the wolfman, might be getting a reality dating show. Haven’t we learned ANYTHING about exploitation from reality TV? John and Kate ….. Hellloooooooo. Anyway, the article has a few funny parts. 

If Gomez gets his own reality dating show, he could become as legendary as Jo Jo, the Dog-faced Boy

How fucking legendary is this “Jo Jo”, except that Benicio Del Toro played a character based on him in Big Top Pee Wee?

Then there was the Gonzales family — consisting of a hairy father, a “normal” mother and five excessively hairy children — who became the bewhiskered “Jon and Kate” of the 16th century and were celebrated throughout Europe.

Now THAT is a John and Kate I’d watch. (I’m not saying I dont watch J&K+8, but I’d watch this harder)

A cute thing on a rainy day

Word for word, this is what I wrote in an email to Alyssa a minute ago:

So this morning on our walk, Rocky was walking in someone’s yard and saw a small bird. He started sneaking up behind it and I expected it to fly away. He got really close and it flapped a couple times and jumped like a foot ahead. But Rocky kept following him. The bird stopped and turned around to face him. They were nose to beak for about 5 seconds, then I pulled him away. He was so scared of the bird, but so curious too. Then, as we walked past the house, some lady came out and goes “the was the cutest thing I have ever seen”. hahaha! 

Cute story, bad story teller. BUT guess what comes up if you google “dog bird”? …..

Two words: Taxidermy Competition

Me-Ow

 

Zebra vs. Lion (angle 1)

 

Zebra vs. Lion (angle 2)

 

What happens to the water after he drinks it? 

 

You MUST click for more ……. there is a shark ….

If only they sold cases of Utica Club on Amazon.com

Ben sent me this link a minute ago.

And, yes, wolf shirts do rule. But check out what people also viewed. I am hoping that the majority of the people viewing these are not doing so ironically. Because I would love that. 

Reverse Mullet

I would spend my life savings on this