Leave it to Rachel Ray

… to make even a pit bull look like a douchebag. 

I won’t even mention that she named the poor dog “Isaboo”. That isn’t a name, it’s garbled babytalk. I’m sorry, Isaboo, about your name, and that you have to eat Nutrish for the rest of your life.

Noms

My apologies for not updating in a while ….. your reward? NOMS!!!

Who wants to marry a wolfman?

Apparently this guy, the wolfman, might be getting a reality dating show. Haven’t we learned ANYTHING about exploitation from reality TV? John and Kate ….. Hellloooooooo. Anyway, the article has a few funny parts. 

If Gomez gets his own reality dating show, he could become as legendary as Jo Jo, the Dog-faced Boy

How fucking legendary is this “Jo Jo”, except that Benicio Del Toro played a character based on him in Big Top Pee Wee?

Then there was the Gonzales family — consisting of a hairy father, a “normal” mother and five excessively hairy children — who became the bewhiskered “Jon and Kate” of the 16th century and were celebrated throughout Europe.

Now THAT is a John and Kate I’d watch. (I’m not saying I dont watch J&K+8, but I’d watch this harder)

A cute thing on a rainy day

Word for word, this is what I wrote in an email to Alyssa a minute ago:

So this morning on our walk, Rocky was walking in someone’s yard and saw a small bird. He started sneaking up behind it and I expected it to fly away. He got really close and it flapped a couple times and jumped like a foot ahead. But Rocky kept following him. The bird stopped and turned around to face him. They were nose to beak for about 5 seconds, then I pulled him away. He was so scared of the bird, but so curious too. Then, as we walked past the house, some lady came out and goes “the was the cutest thing I have ever seen”. hahaha! 

Cute story, bad story teller. BUT guess what comes up if you google “dog bird”? …..

Two words: Taxidermy Competition

Me-Ow

 

Zebra vs. Lion (angle 1)

 

Zebra vs. Lion (angle 2)

 

What happens to the water after he drinks it? 

 

You MUST click for more ……. there is a shark ….

If only they sold cases of Utica Club on Amazon.com

Ben sent me this link a minute ago.

And, yes, wolf shirts do rule. But check out what people also viewed. I am hoping that the majority of the people viewing these are not doing so ironically. Because I would love that. 

Reverse Mullet

I would spend my life savings on this

WTF is going on here?

Continue for an amazing video

Delicious

This was way better than I expected. I guess I’m a little jel because I don’t shoot boogs when I sneeze.