Who wants to marry a wolfman?

By breadzeppelin

090608-gomez-vmed-12p.standardApparently this guy, the wolfman, might be getting a reality dating show. Haven’t we learned ANYTHING about exploitation from reality TV? John and Kate ….. Hellloooooooo. Anyway, the article has a few funny parts. 

If Gomez gets his own reality dating show, he could become as legendary as Jo Jo, the Dog-faced Boy

How fucking legendary is this “Jo Jo”, except that Benicio Del Toro played a character based on him in Big Top Pee Wee?

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Then there was the Gonzales family — consisting of a hairy father, a “normal” mother and five excessively hairy children — who became the bewhiskered “Jon and Kate” of the 16th century and were celebrated throughout Europe.

Now THAT is a John and Kate I’d watch. (I’m not saying I dont watch J&K+8, but I’d watch this harder)

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