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This was way better than I expected. I guess I’m a little jel because I don’t shoot boogs when I sneeze. 

Lost: Part 2 of the Miles and Hurley comedy hour

I would have to say that Lil Miles is one of my favorite LOST-babies so far. Although, Lil Des has not been shown yet. His mom, on the other hand, was NOT cute. I honestly thought she was Sun, 20 years later, post-op tranny cross-dressing back to a woman. She was fug. 

Then Miles grew up ……. into Rufio, from Disney’s Hook. Roo-fi-ooooooooOOOOOO!!

Seeing that receding hairline reminded me a bit of John Gosselin also.

I decided tonight that if Kate were really from the 70s, she would be a lesbian. Note the greasy shirt and manly seated position.

Roger Linus pretty much sucks at being a person. I mean, when he found out his son was missing, he cracks a couple Dharma beers and that’s IT???? Oh wait, he almost got in a janitor fight with Jack when he kicked that mop bucket. 

I seriously LOL’d like every time Hurley said something this episode. But MOSTLY when he said the following: “Maybe he’ll let you hold baby you, or change your own diaper”. I guess it’s because I pictured a grown Miles changing his own man-sized diaper.  Another notably funny moment was when Hurls said that Miles was jel that his power was better than his. ANNNNNNNND, the whole writing the Empire Strikes Back thing – “it’s ‘furry fist’, dude” 

But I am thoroughly confused. After 3 years, Miles has not talked to his dad that much? They named their Asian baby the SAME name as him, but never thought twice about it? and HOW is it that he can see his baby self and not explode or something?

Found in the bowels of the internet:

This video. About Beanie Babies. It really blew my mind, because that little Jewish kid was in Freaks & Geeks, and I just finished watching the whole series via Netflix. The creepiest part is NOT the far-too-tan guy from Jersey talking about his teeny-beenies, it’s the lady who describes her beanie pony as being “uncut”. Because the first time around, I totally thought she meant he was saying he was extremely un-Jewish, if you know what I mean. 

from Dlisted

Things that I love ….

This isn’t like Oprah’s favorite things, you aren’t getting free cars or anything, but you do get free visual awesomeness. 

My rainbow cupcakes:

Because it combines my second favorite color with one of the awesomest looking food items in the world. (Rainbow can be considered a single color BTW, I decided)

People dressed in Katamari costumes:

because it’s the best game and the best holiday rolled into one.

As if we needed another reason to hate this bitch …..

Miley Cyrus has gone and hated on the greatest movie of all cartoon times: Alice in Wonderland. 

Says the retard:

It’s such a perverted movie. It’s all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online.

So waaaaiiiitttt …… Alice in Wonderland, even with all of its drug references (which wouldn’t be ecstasy anyway) is more perverted than THIS?

Not another one!!!

Crap, a grand-duggar.

Lost: I guess “dead” is not dead

As creepy as Ben is, episodes surrounding him are pretty badass. Desmondo only showed up for like a split second, but whooboy, he kicked ass. 

This episode was the first that I was able to watch in HD on my new TV, and it. was. awesome. I was able to witness the well-crafted island stubble of Locke, Ben, and Lapidus. I got to see Ben getting his ass kicked in HD, but that happens like every other episode anyway. There were some pretty awesome shots of the island too. Also, I noticed that they spent extra time making little Ben sweaty in that tent when that baby-hater Charles Widmore went to see him.

One of the bad things about seeing this episode in HD was that I ruined some if the mystique for myself. They had Michael Emerson play a 25 year old Ben, but I saw that his skin was not that of a person any younger than 40. Unless little Ben picked up smoking a pack a day immediately after his innocence was lost. Which makes sense. I have included a suggestion as to who I think they should have chosen to play Ben at 25. 

There was a guy on the new show “the Unusuals” that was suspiciously Ben-esque as well. (see Left) 

Another thing about the newest lame cop show starring Michael from LOST, at one point he obsessed over the number 42 ……. which is one of the fucking NUMBERS!! And, I was just wondering when TV shows will stop using the Teddybears’ “Cobrastyle” as action music. 

I totally thought Cesar was going to be a major character, but he got blasted in the chest …… sooooo, guess not. Or maybe he will come back to life in the Egyptian level of Super Mario like Alex did.

Did anyone else think the smoke monster’s “judging” was a little cheeseball, CGI-wise? It was as (if not less) effective as the tornado scene in Wizard of Oz …… but WAIT! Ben pretended to be Henry Gale earlier …. 

Two questions: What is in the shadow if that statch? And why does flushing the world’s oldest toilet summon the smoke monster? (even though it didn’t work)

OMG WHAAAT? Dukie from the Wire is in the Unusuals …… what a shame.

Whatever this game show is, we need it in america

It appears to be some cat modeling contest. I doubt Boo would be able to compete, but the Butch might fare well. In fact, this cat kind of looks like a fat version of him. 

Stick with it until the end, it gets good around Halloween, and Christmas has a sweet American surprise.

Lost: Kate spills the beans

Kate is horrible at keeping other people’s secrets. She had no problem hiding the fact that she killed her dad. But once everyone’s life depends on keeping a secret, she spreads that shit like Juliet spreads her herps. 

Also, there were quite a few time-wasting emotional close-ups for Kate this episode. I was thisclose to slapping my new tv, trying to slap that purple eye makeup off her face in that grocery store.

When whatsherface said this to kate, “Sawyer broke your heart, how else were you supposed to fix it?”, I immediately thought – ummmm how about a puppy? Since when do other people’s babies fix broken hearts? I think a puppy is just what the doctor ordered.

Hurley and Miles discussing time travel was pretty awesome, probably the best part of the episode. Hurley was our only hope for someone citing Back to the Future to explain the time travel. I thought I was going to see him shoot Miles though, dang. 

I think Hurley is the best judge of character, he has everyone pegged. When Juliet busted in and asked for Jack, his response was “Why, is he in trouble?”. She is such a fucking mom. Ew. And she looked fat in her white scrubs. 

A couple more things:

- Even though Jack seems to be the new Locke, he is still a tool. 

- When Alpert said that Ben’s “innocence would be gone”, I got the chills …… as in, the person in that Temple is a pedophile

- I almost puked when I saw the Fast and the Furious ad and saw Ana Lucia …… VOMMMMM

- The Temple is pretty much the same thing as Pet Sematary. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept, you bury a dead pet in the pet cemetery and if they were good they came back as a bad zombie. I thought I remember a bad person being buried there and coming back as a good zombie. But that is beside the point, Locke is going to be a bad zombie now.

Light in the “box”: a prom dress company that is totally into bathroom humor.

So, yesterday morning, Scott sent me a link  to the prom dress at the right. It is the internet sensation known as “the Vadge of honor”, “the gift of the Vagi”, or “the O’Keefe”

He got a shout out from BWE, when they posted it. In the past day, this lil dress has exploded on the internets, driving the company to p-shop out the vag. As one can see here.

Well, upon further inspection of the website, it is clear that their models have a sense of humor as well. Specifically, approx. 75% of their poses are fart poses:

1) The Sneak Attack

 

2) The Ghetto Blaster

3) The Marilyn Shart

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